Complicated minds:-)

P1 smiles at P2.
P2: Why are you smiling? Do I look like a joker?
P1 does not smile at P2 next time.
P2: Hey, you don't even smile at me now a days.
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P1: I don't like her at all, man. She is such a big back biter. BTW, do you know that she broke up with her boy friend today?

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P1: P2, you never point out my weaknesses. How will I improve if you don't tell them to me?
P2: Hmmm.....ok.....I think you are a bit short tempered.
P1: Hey, how can you speak like this? Just because I treat you as my pal, it doesn't mean that you can speak whatever you want.
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