Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Some interesting Dilbert, Calvin and Hobbes quotes:

Reality continues to ruin my life.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

* Dilbert, in Daily Dilbert, 26 March 2005

It might look like I'm standing motionless, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.

2 comments:

fuzzystartsover said...

I know what Dilbert means about putting up with crap. I don't put up with any. I stay very happy and never a victim. Like your blog.

Madhooo said...

Thanks,@fuzzystartsover. And yes, stay happy always.:)))